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[alarm]

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[alarm]

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[alarm]

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not ready, i'm not ready

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[alarm]
not ready, i'm not ready

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not ready, i'm not ready

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[alarm]
not ready, i'm not ready

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[alarm]

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[alarm]

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[alarm]

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where is that clock?

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[alarm]
where is that clock?

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where is that clock?

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[alarm]

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holy fuck

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alright i'm up

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why is my hair-

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my hair long?

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is my hair long?

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is my hair long?

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holy shit, wha-

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what the hell's wrong with my voice

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am i still dreaming?

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why is my voice so feminine?

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what's wrong with my fucking hair? why is it blonde?

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what the hell's going-

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oh my god 

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holy

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shit

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what-

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oh my god 

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am i seriously awake right now? what the hell's-

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what happened to my chest?

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wh- why is my fucking chest so

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big, it's like i have tits or someth-

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my god

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these are tits

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what the-

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wow my nipples are fucking different

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they're all dark and

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big

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what the hell was that?

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what the- what's that?

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wow wow wow wow wow, it feels 
like something's moving inside of me

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something's kicking the shit out of my stomach

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what the hell's going on

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oh my god 

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un-fucking real

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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck 

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this isn't happening

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no this isn't fucking happening, i can't be- i c-

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i don't wanna- i went to sleep,
 i was a fucking man, i'm not-

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i mean i'm not a woma-

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i-

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why the fuck do i look like-

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and i'm pregnant?

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oh my god 

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oh fuck there really is something moving in there

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oh fuck 

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am i pregnant?

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oh god no no no

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this isn't happening, this isn't-
this is not fucking happening

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i mean i can't be a woman

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holy cunt, a fucking mirror, a fucking

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mirror

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jesus christ

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oh my god 

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i am a fucking woman

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oh shit, i have tits?

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i'm a fucking pregnant woman?

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no no n-

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no this is fucking weird, this is-

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oh my god, where's the fucking mirror

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holy-

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holy fuck

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no way

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is this for real?

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i-

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oh my god it is

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my lips looks so different

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so like

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big

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this is really happening

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i really have big

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big boobs

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jesus christ

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oh god 

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oh it's so hard

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oh my-

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oh fuck 

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where is my dick?

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oh shi-

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oh my god 

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i have a fucking vagina?

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this is so fucking weird

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no way

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no way

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oh wow

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my dick's just fucking gone

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i have a pussy

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oh shit

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what

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the hell

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is happening?

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what the fuck

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what the f-

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my biceps are gone too?

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oh come on

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are you serious?

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look at this, i feel so f-

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weak

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jesus christ

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my abs are ruined

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god i spent so much time at 
the fucking gym, and now it just

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i don't know what-

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i-i'm pregnant, i'm a woman

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fuck

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what're the guys gonna think at the gym?

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fuck

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maybe i can

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maybe i can just suck it in

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oh god, they're gonna notice

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jesus they're just gonna think i'm a goddamn like

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woman

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i'm not

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can't believe this is fucking happening, i just

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fucking serious

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oh my god 

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oh no fuck, Jeff has a goddamn pregnancy fetish

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maybe i could just

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he's gonna be all over me, ugh gross

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oh he's so fucking nasty

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why would he like this?

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jesus christ

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is he like into the big belly?

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oh it's just big, i can't hide it

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holy fuck, that feels weird

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it's like squirming inside of me

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oh my god 

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my fiancee, fuck

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what's she gonna do when she sees me like this

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maybe i can just- she's not gonna believe me

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i wouldn't believe it either

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god these are so fucking big

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i can't believe i have boobs

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jesus christ they're so heavy

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oh my god 

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oh my god i shouldn't squeeze it

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what if milk comes out?

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dude that's so gross

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do i have milk in my tits?

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oh my god

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i mean i'm obviously pregnant, i think

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no that'd be too fucking weird

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oh what the hell am i gonna do about this

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i can't just stay like this, i have to

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i can't just talk to her, she's not gonna get it

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oh my god 

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fuck

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guess i'm just gonna go to
 the doctor's or something

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it's the only fucking option, 
i can't think of anything else

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gotta find some fucking clothes, guess i'll just use

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hers

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fuck, will it even fit?

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oh my god 

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holy fuck i don't think i'll be
able to get used to that at all

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oh forget the gym

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[????]

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she's gotta have something, something that fits me

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oh just

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okay maybe these shorts

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these are fucking tiny

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oh she's a small

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okay i need a shirt

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oof

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okay

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okay

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alright this'll have to do

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just get these things on

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oh fuck, how am i gonna do this?

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god my ass is so fucking huge

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oh this is pathetic

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maybe if i just

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go in

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ugh it's not just my

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belly, it's my ass

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okay

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let's- let me try to do the wide shirt

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oh god okay, thank god

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thank god she got a stretchy shirt

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oh come on

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okay

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well i just

195
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my god, how do women do this?

196
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i can't go out in public like this

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let me see myself

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oh come on

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i look fucking ridiculous

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god i can't get my

201
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freaking shorts on either

202
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goddammit

203
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alright

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yeah let me

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ugh come on

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god dammit

207
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if only i could just pull it up a little bit

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higher so that this freaking button could

209
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wow

210
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what is that feeling?

211
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i don't have time for thi-

212
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oh fuck it does feel good though

213
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oh fuck 

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oh my god 

215
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fuck

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oh fuck yeah

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fuck, fuck

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fuck

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fuck yeah

220
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oh my god i feel so good

221
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holy fuck that's it 

222
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fuck yes

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oh my god 

224
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oh it feels so good

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oh fuck 

226
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so much fucking cream

227
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holy shit i didn't know it felt this good

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oh fuck

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oh my god 

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[????]

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fuck, fuck, fuck 

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fuck, i'm so close

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yes

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holy fuck

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what was th-

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holy shit what was that feeling?

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holy fu-

238
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oh my god 

239
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fuck this hurts

240
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what the-

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holy

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fuck

243
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oh don't tell me this is happening

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i'm not in labor, no fucking way

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oh fuck fuck fuck

246
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fuck i think i'm gonna have a baby

247
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oh fuck no, no no no, no

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i feel like i have to push, i have to push

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fuck i don't wanna be pregnant any more

250
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i don't wanna be a woman anymore

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fuck

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oh fuck, it's coming

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oh it's coming it's coming, i feel it